Entrance

So, this is to be the beginning of "His Rival." I grant that it will not go unnoticed! With a marker in my mouth I shall write of it on the walls! It has come to my attention that there are speciality wipes of sorts which can be used for the removal of marker from such areas -nonetheless, my action will continue.

Allow me to inform you of my aim: Christopher Faylor, a man of questionable moral principle, dress, and hair style, at times casually updates a "blog"-like "website", in which he states his opinions reguarding certain "videogames." As of yet, it has gone unrivaled. One man's opinion cannot be tolerated, especially one of his fashion, and especially on the internet. Therefore, "His Rival" seeks to ammend this err, making sure nothing Christopher Faylor says will go without confrontation. If I feel the man (boy) in question was born of his mother's anus (verily, he was born of his mother's anus), then I shall let it be known here, like so: he was born of his mother's anus. Ah ha! Repitition! This is humor!

Good day.